Are you sure, it's not joke btw

you're doing neither, so you can stop with this joke

John that's why we need speak Glaswegian or whit British dialect

No, but I was a teacher's pet.

SSUS are you a teacher?

I imagine Arabic, for example, would have similar specs, being spread across a vast geographic area with multiple distinct identities, and probably a great deal of influence from the local languages it supplanted.

longstanding interaction with each other.