Metren Dreadrealm
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I'm creating a stage play about giants. My best friend helped make all the things on the set.
Massive props!
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Metren Dreadrealm
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People online are arguing over which of The Legend Of Zelda characters would be the most rude and where.
Link in the comments.
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JoHn Doe
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“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means to ‘put down.'” – Bob Newhart
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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Metren Dreadrealm
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My circle of friends was destroyed by a love triangle.
What a bunch of squares!
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Metren Dreadrealm
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If I was a character in A Quiet Place, I'd tell the monsters some jokes. I bet they'd be all ears.
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Metren Dreadrealm
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I've disrespected Dracula by forgetting his official title so many times I've lost count.
I was once arrested for pretending to be a mute. It was really confusing when they told me I have the right to remain silent.
I recently visited a small village named Owher. It's a nice place, but it is in the middle of nowhere.
My inability to focus has quadrupled over the last year. My ADHD is now AD4K.
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Metren Dreadrealm
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I was once on a date with this woman and she expressed her love for communism with a prop.
It was a huge red flag.
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nikarg StaffPosts: 7076 |
^ You crack me up, man, so witty
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Azarath Free as a.. Fish
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Metren loves his prop jokes.
As do I, I must confess.
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JoHn Doe
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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Young Mind 37old
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Written by Metren on 31.05.2023 at 17:20
I was once on a date with this woman and she expressed her love for communism with a prop.
It was a huge red flag.
LOL, shes beloved in vietnam.
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Metren Dreadrealm
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Wife: "Stop making Depeche Mode jokes and just be quiet for a bit!"
Me: "Ok, honey! Enjoy The Silence!"
Sir Alex Ferguson was recently diagnosed with a terminal illness. The doctor at the hospital said he has six months to live. However, doctors working for The English Premier League have given him eleven additional years.
As a schoolkid I would say literally anything to make my classmates laugh. It didn't work. Turns out "literally" and "anything" aren't funny words.
"We've found a cure for your impatience."
"Wow! I can't wait!"
"We know."
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Metren Dreadrealm
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"Damn, I love repetition!"
"You can say that again!"
"OMG! We're kindred spirits!"
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JoHn Doe
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Written by Metren on 25.07.2023 at 20:27
"Damn, I love repetition!"
"You can say that again!"
"OMG! We're kindred spirits!"
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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Metren Dreadrealm
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This conversation based on Baldur's Gate 3 actually happened today, between me and my friend. It's lame, but apparently it's #badjokeFriday, so...
Me: "I think Matthew Mercer captured the essence of Minsc well with his voice acting performance."
Friend: "I feel like I'm the only person on earth who hates Minsc. Dumb man with dumb hamster."
Me: "Everyone, Boo this opinion!"
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Metren Dreadrealm
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I wish to dye my hair raven-black, but fear I'll be ostrichized for being emu.
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Metren Dreadrealm
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Has anyone written a book on conflicts within the early Norwegian black metal scene?
Varg might want to take a stab at it.
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JoHn Doe
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Read this joke yesterday, funny but also disturbing
"What's worse, being ignorant or being indifferent?"
"I don't know and I don't care!"
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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Karlabos Meat and Potatos
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Written by JoHn Doe on 17.09.2023 at 12:50
Read this joke yesterday, funny but also disturbing
"What's worse, being ignorant or being indifferent?"
"I don't know and I don't care!"
Why disturbing?
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"Aah! The cat turned into a cat!"
- Reimu Hakurei
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JoHn Doe
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Written by Karlabos on 17.09.2023 at 14:18
Written by JoHn Doe on 17.09.2023 at 12:50
Read this joke yesterday, funny but also disturbing
"What's worse, being ignorant or being indifferent?"
"I don't know and I don't care!"
Why disturbing?
Because people who answer like this exist. Maybe "disturbing" is a harsh word, this joke is just a rather sad but true situation.
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1339 |
What is Edna Mode's favorite movie?
Cape Fear
Badum Tshh!
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1339 |
You know what's refreshing after spending long hours online on your PC?
F5
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Netzach Planewalker StaffPosts: 1611 |
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ought to be enough for them to realise you're being serious.
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1339 |
Doggy style is by far the best sex position, because if she is upset that I finished in five minutes, I can rightfully point out that in dog minutes I lasted for over half an hour.
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Metren Dreadrealm
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My three brothers and I embarked on a five-day mountain hike once. Our grandfather advised us to be cautious of the lightning storms around here and recommended that we bring only plastic items, like cups, utensils, and tools, to prevent drawing lightning strikes towards us. A lightning storm arrived on the fourth day, and I was prepared because I had listened to my grandfather and brought a plastic shovel. This meant I had a tool to dig graves for my brothers after they were struck by lightning.
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