55 rules that you must follow if you are a Megadeth fan!
55 rules that you must follow if you are a Megadeth fan!
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1. Megadeth is the greatest band ever!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. Always say that Megadeth kicks Metallica's sore ass! 3. Dave Mustaine is the best vocalist ever! 4. He is also the best guitarist ever! 5. And he also owns Marty Friedman, Chris Broderick, and all the other shitty guitarists who have been in Megadeth. 6. If you don't like Megadeth, then you're gay. 7. Never listen to Metallica, they are gay! 8. VERY GAY!!! 9. Laugh about St. Anger being the worst album in the whole world. 10. Secretly, listen to Metallica's first four albums. 11. Listen to Death Magnetic a lot! 12. But say that Endgame kicks its sore ass, and that Death Magnetic is gay! 13. RUST IN PEACE METALLICA!! 14. Hate Lars Ulrich! 15. And ummmmmm 16. Say that Dave Mustaine is much better than James at singing, both thrash-ish and ballad-ish. 17. When someone says Metallica is better than Megadeth, say that you are going to kill that person. 18. Kill the person! 19. Hate the fact that Dave Mustaine is Christian, and say that that's gay! 20. But Dave is not gay! 21. Try to find every possible Megadeth clone band. 22. Listen to them a lot. 23. Hate the clone bands. 24. Especially Memorain! 25. Memorain is freaking gay! 26. Listen to them even though. 27. Pretend Dave is the vocalist. 28. Love the clone bands! 29. Hate Risk! 30. Destroy Risk! 31. Go out and buy Risk again, just to support the band. 32. Say that The World Needs A Hero is a really thrashy album! 33. Especially the title track on the album! That is the thrashiest song ever!!!! 34. If you refuse to do this, say that The System Has Failed was the best album ever, until Endgame. 35. SUDDEN DEATH!!!!!!! 36. Was the greatest thing that had happened since Rust In Peace! 37. But Rust In Peace was better even though. 38. Rust In Peace is the best album ever! 39. EVEEEEERRR!!!!!!! 40. So Far, So Good is underrated. 41. Because that was the album where Dave wrote Cliff Burton's song. (In My Darkest Hour) 42. Listen to all the Metallica albums Cliff was on. 43. Say that Dave Ellefson is a much better bass player than Cliff Burton! 44. Dave Ellefson IS a better bass player than anyone! 45. If there would ever be a person that could be better at bass than Ellefson, that's Mustaine! 46. Hate Metallica over all other bands in the world, since they stole Dave's music. 47. Go and kill James Hetfield. 48. And say YEEEEAHHHHHH, afterwards. 49. James Hetfield is the worst vocalist ever. 50. He can't sing for crap! 51. Dave is a much better singer, because he can reach higher notes. 52. All the other members of Megadeth are much better at singing than James Hetfield. 53. Even Tom Araya is better at singing than James. 54. Listen to only Megadeth through your entire life! 55. DIE FOR MEGADETH!!! |
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