Comes out tomorrow.

that's right, mashed potato-eatin', Skyrim and CoD-playin' wingnuts, old school is back. (for real this time I hope promise) watch the clock.

Serious Zone is also hosting a live launch event on their forums and GameSurge IRC channel #Seriously at 10 AM (GMT-5). I'll be late for it, unfortunately, but I hope I get in on some action and maybe catch Croteam, I'll see.

here's some trailers to get you in the mood:





and clunk, cuz three's a crowd.

Whoa, the recommended specs are really fucking high, nothing old school about having to own a GTX 580.

Written by [user id=4365] on 21.11.2011 at 11:26

Whoa, the recommended specs are really fucking high, nothing old school about having to own a GTX 580.

Yup, there's absolutely nothing old school about that!

Written by Angelic Storm on 21.11.2011 at 11:43


Yup, there's absolutely nothing old school about that!

If it was truly old school it would run max settings on a 3dfx Voodoo 5 5500, dagnabit.

Written by [user id=4365] on 21.11.2011 at 11:49
If it was truly old school it would run max settings on a 3dfx Voodoo 5 5500, dagnabit.

Would that have even been sufficient enough to run the first Serious Sam game?

Written by Angelic Storm on 21.11.2011 at 14:06


Would that have even been sufficient enough to run the first Serious Sam game?

I dunno, it could have run have Grim Fandango like a monster though!

I mean old school shooter. The system specs ain't old school, bitch, and the graphics are beautiful. And it doesn't lag despite having 200 enemies on screen.

Looks identical to the previous Serious Sam, with better graphics. Who the hell (other than Vezz) plays these "WASD, Left Mouse Click" shooters anymore?
It was crazy fun 9-10 years ago, but damn... give Sam some Serious rest, he earned it.

That actually looks pretty damn fun to be honest. Good way to kill time, nothing to take seriously.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.11.2011 at 21:07

nothing to take seriously.

Pun intended?

Written by Slayer666 on 21.11.2011 at 21:09
Pun intended?

Hm?

Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.11.2011 at 21:09

Hm?

xD

Written by Slayer666 on 21.11.2011 at 21:11
xD

I honestly don't know what's happening. :s

I JUST WON'T TAKE THIS GAME SERIOUSLY, THAT IS ALL.

CALM THE FARK DOWN, YOU'RE SERIOUSLY STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT! D:<

Written by Slayer666 on 21.11.2011 at 21:04

Looks identical to the previous Serious Sam, with better graphics. Who the hell (other than Vezz) plays these "WASD, Left Mouse Click" shooters anymore?
It was crazy fun 9-10 years ago, but damn... give Sam some Serious rest, he earned it.

If by identical, you mean reload, sprinting and high-res cutscenes, then yeah. It's fun, dude, seriously, you don't think people play them?

Croteam ain't giving Sam rest, so...

Plus it beats the shit out of brown military shooters. There's practically nothing else on the market.

8 hours left until it unlocks.

Here's the launch trailer. Sam's quote near the end pwns Duke, srsly:

Written by [user id=4365] on 21.11.2011 at 14:13

Written by Angelic Storm on 21.11.2011 at 14:06


Would that have even been sufficient enough to run the first Serious Sam game?

I dunno, it could have run have Grim Fandango like a monster though!

Ah Grim Fandango, the love of my early teen life. How I've missed you.

Written by whatsacow on 24.11.2011 at 03:19

Ah Grim Fandango, the love of my early teen life. How I've missed you.

Yep, old school gaming's dead.

Sam 3 related blurb:



Taking a Kleer's head off looks like the sign of the horns.

It looks great. The first two were fun mindless shooters. Its a very hard game to pay full price for though.

Just wanted to bump to say it's fucking intense. Also, you get to fight Ugh-Zan IV at the end which is great.