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Posted by Zombie, 11.08.2010 - 01:22
This is the thread for any Metalstormers who have beards !

so, what's your beard like?
Do you have a full beard? a chin beard? a goatee ? ...

if you dont have a beard, then what is your stance on beards, with or against?

so, let the bearded fun begin !
23.04.2012 - 11:35
Spirit Molecule
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Though, if you're ever hungry and there is no food around, just rummage through your beard for a bit
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23.04.2012 - 11:38
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 23.04.2012 at 11:35
Though, if you're ever hungry and there is no food around, just rummage through your beard for a bit

They call it the flavor saver.
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23.04.2012 - 11:38
Cynic Metalhead
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 23.04.2012 at 11:20

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 23.04.2012 at 11:08
All the Beard chaps: How you feel when food, stick or even your own drops of puke stuck into the bunch of grown beard?

How uncivilized do you think we are?


Dammit! You guys are grown up, should know better about this. btw i've seen guys who walk around in the streets having one of the following stuffs mentioned above stuck in their beard and i know the reason.. carelessness and it looks weird.
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23.04.2012 - 11:39
Spirit Molecule
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 23.04.2012 at 11:38


Dammit! You guys are grown up, should know better about this. btw i've seen guys who walk around in the streets having one of the following stuffs mentioned above stuck in their beard and i know the reason.. carelessness and it looks weird.


Well you would have to be grown up to sport a beard I think. I've never seen a kid with a goatee :/
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23.04.2012 - 13:30
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 23.04.2012 at 11:35

Though, if you're ever hungry and there is no food around, just rummage through your beard for a bit

aaarrrgh !!!
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23.04.2012 - 14:47
Cynic Metalhead
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Written by [user id=130727] on 23.04.2012 at 13:30

Written by Spirit Molecule on 23.04.2012 at 11:35

Though, if you're ever hungry and there is no food around, just rummage through your beard for a bit

aaarrrgh !!!


Jealous?
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23.04.2012 - 15:00
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 23.04.2012 at 14:47

Written by [user id=130727] on 23.04.2012 at 13:30

Written by Spirit Molecule on 23.04.2012 at 11:35

Though, if you're ever hungry and there is no food around, just rummage through your beard for a bit

aaarrrgh !!!


Jealous?

no I think you're the one should be jealouse for not having any beard !! Are you jealous of her boobs ? I don't think you have them grown either.I assume you don't like my posts at all and trying make fun of them all the time what's wrong really?
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23.04.2012 - 15:18
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Written by [user id=130727] on 23.04.2012 at 15:00

no I think you're the one should be jealouse for not having any beard !! Are you jealous of her boobs ? I don't think you have them grown either.I assume you don't like my posts at all and trying make fun of them all the time what's wrong really?


Heh, you seem to have fallen trap to Cynic's unintentional trolling.
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23.04.2012 - 15:32
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Heh, you seem to have fallen trap to Cynic's unintentional trolling.

oh so he is trolling
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23.04.2012 - 15:48
Spirit Molecule
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Written by [user id=130727] on 23.04.2012 at 15:32

oh so he is trolling


Nope, he's just being daft. There is rarely an occasion here that someone says something to another member just to hurt or offend them
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23.04.2012 - 16:10
Ernis
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 23.04.2012 at 14:47

Jealous?



Miley...

You started it...
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23.04.2012 - 16:23
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23.04.2012 - 17:59
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Written by [user id=130727] on 23.04.2012 at 15:00
no I think you're the one should be jealouse for not having any beard !! Are you jealous of her boobs ? I don't think you have them grown either.I assume you don't like my posts at all and trying make fun of them all the time what's wrong really?

I just realized you didn't know he was joking.

It's Cynic... best described as the village idiot. You can't really take anything he says seriously.
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23.04.2012 - 18:15
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I just realized you didn't know he was joking.

Yeah true as Spirit Molecule said I didn't get his joke I should work on my sense of humor
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23.04.2012 - 18:32
Cynic Metalhead
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Written by [user id=130727] on 23.04.2012 at 18:15


I just realized you didn't know he was joking.

Yeah true as Spirit Molecule said I didn't get his joke I should work on my sense of humor


Gee. I may be a village idiot but this is for sure that If i really want to be legitimate idiot, i surely take that title from Troy and his balls sucking manager Mr "weak Indian beef" Spirit
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23.04.2012 - 18:33
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 23.04.2012 at 18:32
Gee. I may be a village idiot but this is for sure that If i really want to be legitimate idiot, i surely take that title from Troy and his balls sucking manager Mr "weak Indian beef" Spirit

I can suck my own balls thank you very much.
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23.04.2012 - 18:43
Cynic Metalhead
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 23.04.2012 at 18:33

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 23.04.2012 at 18:32
Gee. I may be a village idiot but this is for sure that If i really want to be legitimate idiot, i surely take that title from Troy and his balls sucking manager Mr "weak Indian beef" Spirit

I can suck my own balls thank you very much.


A very constipated comment Troy.
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25.04.2012 - 12:25
Spirit Molecule
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 23.04.2012 at 18:32

Gee. I may be a village idiot but this is for sure that If i really want to be legitimate idiot, i surely take that title from Troy and his balls sucking manager Mr "weak Indian beef" Spirit


You brighten up my day with your comments.
Troy must have a lot of people sucking his balls, including himself, if he needs a manager for the job. Don't worry Troy, I will manage the shit outta it


Written by [user id=130727] on 23.04.2012 at 18:15

Yeah true as Spirit Molecule said I didn't get his joke I should work on my sense of humor


The guy says stuff like " That was a constipated comment" I don't think you need to work on your humour
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25.04.2012 - 13:03
R'Vannith
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It appears Troy needs to consider taking a few laxatives before commenting.

Anyway, I don't think I've ever had a full on beard, just your usual result of not shaving for a few weeks which I usually shave off in those rare moments when I'm not feeling particularly lazy.
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25.04.2012 - 17:23
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Written by R'Vannith on 25.04.2012 at 13:03
It appears Troy needs to consider taking a few laxatives before commenting. Anyway, I don't think I've ever had a full on beard, just your usual result of not shaving for a few weeks which I usually shave off in those rare moments when I'm not feeling particularly lazy.

The real problem is maybe I take too many laxatives before commenting...

But ya, I've got the beard growing a bit more every day so hopefully by the beginning of next month I'll have something worth posting about in here. As it stands right now I'm in that weird stage where you don't have a full beard but it's still like... hairy enough for your supervisors at work to give you "that look".
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26.04.2012 - 01:41
Boxcar Willy
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I wish I could grow out a beard :C

It takes me a month to grow a duster
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26.04.2012 - 04:58
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 25.04.2012 at 17:23

hairy enough for your supervisors at work to give you "that look".


I get that look a lot. I shave like once every 4-5 days, and always get bitched at for it haha.

I should just grow it back, but it's to damn hot to have a face rug right now!
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27.04.2012 - 18:58
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My beard last winter (2011)

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28.04.2012 - 01:59
Ernis
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Written by Branzig on 26.04.2012 at 04:58

I get that look a lot. I shave like once every 4-5 days, and always get bitched at for it haha.

I should just grow it back, but it's to damn hot to have a face rug right now!


When the weather's hot, I rinse my mutton chops with ice cold water and feel all nice and refreshed...
Got the idea from a friend of my bro who used to work long hours under scorching sun in southern Italy...
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28.04.2012 - 02:33
Boxcar Willy
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Written by Conemetal on 27.04.2012 at 18:58

My beard last winter (2011)


You have no idea how cool you are.
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28.04.2012 - 15:31
Branzig
Written by Ernis on 28.04.2012 at 01:59

Got the idea from a friend of my bro who used to work long hours under scorching sun in southern Italy...


I'd just rather be clean faced in the summer than deal with facial hair induced sweat haha.
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28.04.2012 - 23:45
Ernis
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Written by Branzig on 28.04.2012 at 15:31

I'd just rather be clean faced in the summer than deal with facial hair induced sweat haha.


Salty sweat on a recently clean-shaven skin doesn't feel very pleasant... in fact... I've never felt that my facial hair caused any excess sweating...
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29.04.2012 - 00:49
Conemetal
Written by Boxcar Willy on 28.04.2012 at 02:33

Written by Conemetal on 27.04.2012 at 18:58

My beard last winter (2011)


You have no idea how cool you are.

hahaha, thank's a lot.
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29.04.2012 - 08:15
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Written by Ernis on 28.04.2012 at 23:45

Written by Branzig on 28.04.2012 at 15:31

I'd just rather be clean faced in the summer than deal with facial hair induced sweat haha.


Salty sweat on a recently clean-shaven skin doesn't feel very pleasant... in fact... I've never felt that my facial hair caused any excess sweating...


hmmmm....Maybe I just sweat a lot lol.
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29.04.2012 - 17:42
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My "beard" grows weird, so I have to shave it right away, wherever it pops out. But it's still not beardy enough for me to wanna call it a "beard". But the thing is that it gets darker and darker on a regular basis... and I'm as blond as you can possibly be. So what if it goes black? It's a possibility since my dad has black hair and beard, I've also got turkish genes from my grandfather. But will I finally have golden hair with a blackish beard?
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