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Funny Stuff IV: A New Hope



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Posted by Unknown user, 04.10.2012 - 01:35
Written by X-Ray Rod on 03.10.2012 at 22:43

Written by [user id=113163] on 02.10.2012 at 03:41
"That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing," I said. "I bet you want my cock in you."



"Dave," my wife said, "do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"


Aaaaaaaaaaaaah duuuuude! Nice!

Tell it to people, watch their brains shut down for a moment ha.
29.12.2022 - 10:50
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Tage Westerlund
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29.12.2022 - 10:52
JoHn Doe
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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23.01.2023 - 09:35
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Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
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28.01.2023 - 18:13
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Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

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29.01.2023 - 17:41
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Tage Westerlund
Well I dont complain about roads here,. but some places they should be fixed...



https://ifunny.co/picture/coming-soon-to-a-street-near-you-street-golf-u8RIicyK9
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29.01.2023 - 19:48
F3ynman
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29.01.2023 - 20:10
JoHn Doe
^ it's funny and sad in the same time.
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18.02.2023 - 16:56
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Tage Westerlund
A journalist asked Bosnian basketball player Nihad Dedovic if he was related to Zlatan Ibrahimovic: ⠀

🇧🇦 Dedovic said: "No, my father has never been to Sweden." ⠀
🇸🇪 Zlatan replied: "But my father has been to Bosnia."⠀




https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=196027693073739&set=a.160911419918700
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23.02.2023 - 00:29
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
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"Aah! The cat turned into a cat!"
- Reimu Hakurei
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23.02.2023 - 23:35
オッサン オッさん
Steelemeister


Jope explaining what's going on 2023
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24.02.2023 - 01:02
Troy Killjoy
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Written by オッサン オッさん on 23.02.2023 at 23:35

Jope explaining what's going on 2023

Needs some Bill Gates private land ownership, Taiwanese micro chips, and the Taliban artillery donation to help tie together a couple loose ends there.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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16.03.2023 - 18:53
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Tage Westerlund
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17.03.2023 - 20:33
オッサン オッさん
Steelemeister
Written by JoHn Doe on 17.03.2023 at 20:09

Beware smart phone zombies


Funny but can also be a warning for dangers in traffic and crosswalks. I beware smartphone drivers
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17.03.2023 - 20:49
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Tage Westerlund
Written by オッサン オッさん on 17.03.2023 at 20:33

Written by JoHn Doe on 17.03.2023 at 20:09

Beware smart phone zombies


Funny but can also be a warning for dangers in traffic and crosswalks. I beware smartphone drivers


Well crosswalks , people oftern go and dont look around, even you need to stop. Thats why even if its 50, best in a city is drive like 25 to be able stop in time.
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Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
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15.05.2023 - 15:42
Zap
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This guy made an entire Megadeth album in 24 hours.

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13.06.2023 - 08:07
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Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
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13.06.2023 - 08:08
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
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I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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17.07.2023 - 02:52
F3ynman
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09.08.2023 - 08:46
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
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19.08.2023 - 17:02
JoHn Doe

If ABBEY ROAD was released today
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22.08.2023 - 23:43
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
I cringe every time someone implies that "I think therefore I am" is the same as "I think if and only if I am". Logic DOESN'T work that way.
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28.09.2023 - 08:06
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Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
apos;'
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I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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28.09.2023 - 08:10
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
apos;'
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I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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28.09.2023 - 14:39
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Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
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02.10.2023 - 17:00
F3ynman
Nocturnal Bro
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Written by Bad English on 28.09.2023 at 14:39

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=329936736224847&set=a.176639888221200

I've seen that meme before. I love it
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09.10.2023 - 19:23
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Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
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10.10.2023 - 17:44
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Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
apos;'
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I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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15.10.2023 - 10:31
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Tage Westerlund
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
apos;'
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I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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28.10.2023 - 12:56
Metren
Dreadrealm


This is probably the best thing I've ever done. I am more proud of this piece of silliness than I am of all my songs combined LEL.
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28.10.2023 - 13:30
F3ynman
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Written by Metren on 28.10.2023 at 12:56



This is probably the best thing I've ever done. I am more proud of this piece of silliness than I am of all my songs combined LEL.

That was absolutely hilarious, dude! I loved the recurring jokes. The script, comedic timing, your delivery, and (I'm assuming) the effort of fabricating songs just for the video are all top-notch! Liked, commented, and subscribed
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